I don't think brook has ever known best
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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