she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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