It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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