I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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