so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Why is your signature on my underwear?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Randomize
