I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
What a dumb baby whore.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
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