Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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