So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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