dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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