I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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