Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I need water and some morals
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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