Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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