school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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