they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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