what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
two words: eviction party
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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