So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
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