Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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