Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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