Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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