how hairy? two words: wookie tits
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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