fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize