Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
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