either way he was missing a nipple.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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