She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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