Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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