I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Come share oat with me in your robe
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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