Joe is yelling at the trees again.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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