Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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