Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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