She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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