I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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