I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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