thus making me awesome and them whores
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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