Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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