I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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