i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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