And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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