Walk of Shame. In a state park.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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