she looked like the before picture.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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