bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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