let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
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