dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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