How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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