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I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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