She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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