I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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