just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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