i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
He better not be in your backpack
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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