At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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