Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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