you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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