Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I think people are normalizing furries
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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