Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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