Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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