Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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