I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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