Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The power of my boobs compel you
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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