Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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