in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
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