haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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