Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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